Transporting Life of a Craphead

Life of a Craphead designed a method for transporting people that responds to representations of criminals and concepts of punishment. LOAC performed as the two criminals being transported between jails for an audience in a schoolbus. The flatbed truck drove by the bus on the highway at 100km/h. Presented for the Art Gallery of York University, Toronto (2012). (Formerly titled Transporting Criminals or Transporting Psychos).

PRESS RELEASE:
“Life of a Craphead have been hired to assist the delivery of the two most dangerous people alive from Pearson Airport to a unique correctional facility in Kingston, Ontario. These criminals are extremely physically dangerous and are geniuses of manipulation who are bad. Corrections Canada has been quoted in their press release regarding the public transport of these dangerous people, ‘…we have never made a statement like this before but due to the risks involved the public should be aware that the Corrections Canada C.E.O. has admitted to being scared.’ To limit the time these dangerous people will be in transport, the motorcade will have to drive on the highway between Toronto and North York around 6pm on Wednesday, April 4. Life of a Craphead are also scheduled to concurrently host the AGYU’s Performance Bus and have been quoted as saying ‘There must be an error as we have not been hired to move those bad guys.'”